.A blond man is in jail ... Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.“Just WHAT are you doing?” he asks.“Hanging myself,” the ...lond replies.“It should be around your neck” says the guard.“I tried that,” he replies, “but then I couldn’t breathe”.( This one actually makes sense ... well, sort of... )An Italian tourist asks a blond man: “Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”To which the blond man replies: “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”A. Ty had sent me a message saying he was taking a nap. I had an hour long shower and spent another half hour dressing up. I wore a tank top with no bra and a mini skirt with the tiniest excuse of a thong, which barely covered anything. I spread one of my towels on top of my bedspread and sat there, grabbing my phone in the process. Another text from Ty popped up and it said, ‘I couldn’t sleep cause I want you so bad. I’m on my way now.’ I felt a little nervous and before I could think, he had. More

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